Strap your butts in for the greatest love story ever told! We talk over Attack of the Clones and expect you to listen! You know you want to. Like Anakin wants Padme.
Time for Rebels Field Studies lesson 3.01 "The Holocrons of Fate!" More rock guy! Maul and Ezra look at each other's boxes! Kanan and Ezra explore a cave!
Welcome to the third semester of Rebels Field Studies! We start things off with lesson 3.00 - "Steps into Shadow." A major character from the old canon crosses over to the new! A force sensitive rock-monster-guy-thing! Ezra flirts with the dark side!
The first of the long-awaited commentaries arrives!
It's the first episode of Summer School, where we go over things a second time. By talking over it. Watch along with us as we cover The Phantom Menace!
Its time for the semester's final lesson in Rebels Field Studies 2.20 "Twilight of the Apprentice Part Two." Maul's plan revealed! A crew member is... I'm not telling! Ashoka and Vader finally face off!
The semester draws near to a close with Rebels Field Studies lesson 2.19 "Twilight of the Apprentice Part One!" Big things happening here. Sith temples! An "old master!" Dark side temptations!
Rebels Field Studies gets all mysterious on your ass with lesson 2.18 "The Mystery of Chopper Base!" The rebels finally get a planet to hide on! Giant spider things! Force throwing!
We honor your ears with Rebels Field Studies lesson 2.15 "The Honorable Ones." It's "Enemy Mine" with Zeb and Agent Kallus. Hopefully neither of them has a baby.
Rebels Field Studies returns to your butts with lesson 2.14 "Homecoming!" Hera comes all over her home! Sorry, it's been a while since the last nasty joke in the descriptions!
Oooooo! Coooooo! That's your special guest teacher for this lesson of Rebels Field Studies! It's a giant space whale! Sorry he crushed most of you. The rest of you sit back and study lesson 2.13 "The Call!"
Open your books for Rebels Field Studies lesson 2.12 "Legends of the Lasat!" It's Zeb's turn for backstory! Prophecies! Old people! Weird mystical stuff!
Rebels Field Studies continues with 2.08 "The Future of the Force?" What is the future of the Force? Should Chopper open a daycare? Is Ahsoka a badass?
Rebel Field Studies sneaks up on you and strikes you in the - um - something innapropriate! You've come to expect it. Our marathon coverage of season two continues!
Rebels Field Studies continues with lesson 2.05 - "Wings of the Master!" There's a joke I could say. But I won't it's too easy. Cheap. So, let's all clear our minds of filth and listen to our coverage of "Wings of the Master."
Grab your butts and touch your butts for Rebels Field Studies 2.03 "Always Two There Are!" Season two finally gets off the ground after a shaky two-part opener!
Rebels Field Studies returns with 2.01 "The Lost Commanders!" Join us as we begin our madcap attempt to catch up to Season 3! There needs to be an inappropriate joke here, doesn't there? Um...um...
We resolve to give you this episode. From the deepest butt of our heats, we offer this to you. Do you resolve to listen? Everyone cool has. Yes, even Stacy. Do really want Stacy one-upping you? After what she said to Brad about you? I think not.
Class is in session for Advanced Clone Wars Studies! Today we cover the Clone Wars movie called, well, The Clone Wars. So take your ears out of your pants and listen! Or so help us. Chode is for lovers.
Awaken you ear-butts! The Padawan Cast, the most consistent Star Wars podcast in the galaxy, finally covers the small indie film The Force Awakens! Listen with your listening holes!
Yes, we're behind. But this way we can look at your butts! Keep twerking that fleek! Is that how it goes? Anyway, here's coverage of the Rebels Season Two Mini-Movie Siege of the Twerking Fleeks!